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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,713thFattest Citizens: 10,698thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,237th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti amen
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The papal estate

Population102 million

CurrencyIndulgence buy ur way out of hell
Animalthe papel crown

The Holy Empire of The papal estate is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 102 million catholics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The powerhouse papal estatean economy, worth 8.75 trillion Indulgence buy ur ways out of hell a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,778 Indulgence buy ur ways out of hell, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 465,036 per year while the poor average 8,165, a ratio of 57.0 to 1.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on papal estatean roads, tax avoidance is a serious affair, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The papal estate's national animal is the the papel crown, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The papal estate is ranked 110,310th in the world and 184th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,713thFattest Citizens: 10,698thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,237thMost Devout: 13,545thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,521st
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on papal estatean roads.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, it's best not to ask what goes into The Papal Estate City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in The papal estate, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : The papal estate was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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